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Following blow to the head, Geordie Bricklayer thinks he’s a Female Tory MP | Egg Shells

Following blow to the head, Geordie Bricklayer thinks he’s a Female Tory MP

Posted by in Politics on Jul 8th, 2016 | Comments Off on Following blow to the head, Geordie Bricklayer thinks he’s a Female Tory MP

Mates express concern as he launches campaign to win Number 10.

'Where there is Discord may we bring Harmony, Where there is Error may we bring Truth, where there is Doubt may we bring faith, and where there is Despair may we bring Hope'

‘Where there is Discord may we bring Harmony, Where there is Error may we bring Truth, where there is Doubt may we bring Faith, and where there is Despair may we bring Hope’

‘It’s really strange’ said site foreman Terry McCoy.  ‘Gareth was fine until he got hit on the head by a copper pipe’.

‘Next day, someone asked him if he wanted tea or coffee, and he said: “That’s exactly the kind of divisive thinking that we need to move away from. Many deep wounds have been inflicted over the past fortnight, and I believe I am the best person to heal those wounds.”‘

‘..And there wasn’t a hint of his usual Geordie twang; he sounded more like Mary Berry’.

‘At this point, we rushed him to hospital – and he was diagnosed with split personality something-or-other…’

‘Then he started going on about his CV.  Apparently before taking up bricklaying he had been the UK’s Ambassador to the UN, President of The World Bank and Chairman of Goldman Sachs.  He also worked in a chippy in Sunderland for a time’.

 

 

 

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