Apple Targets Serial Killer Market With iphone ‘supermax’

The tech giant is aiming to broaden its appeal to the criminal fraternity with its latest model.

Apple CEO Cook, in characteristic ‘doing the right thing’ mode

‘With our highest ever level of encryption, the iphone supermax gives unprecedented protection to the people who need it most’ commented lizard-like morally bankrupt Apple CEO Tim Cook (successor to lizard-like, morally bankrupt Steve Jobs).

‘The consequences for our nation’s serial killers, child molesters, armed robbers and terrorists of being hacked are almost unimaginable: arrest, jail time, enhanced interrogation – possibly even execution.’

‘We are absolutely committed to making sure this can never happen, and that the police, FBI, CIA, Homeland Security and military continue to rely on good-old-fashioned, arduous, and often fruitless detective work and surveillance in bringing these evil-doers to justice.  However long it takes.’