Beckhams Unveil Own-Brand Range of Garden Furniture

The unstoppable Beckhams roll on to pastures new…

‘Natural extension to our product portfolio’ say Britain’s favourite over-populated narcissistic celeb couple.

There is no doubting the pulling-power of the Beckham brand, with customers having queued for up to three weeks at garden centres around the country to have ‘first dibs’ on the dynamic duo’s latest creation.

However, the much-anticipated selection of chairs and tables garnered mixed reactions from the public and media.  Some felt that the furniture had a certain naïve charm with its simple – almost utilitarian – design cues.

Others tended more to the view that it was overpriced crap.

‘We’ve worked very hard on this project’ said Victoria Beckham live via satellite from LA.  ‘And that includes little Harper, who has overseen the artistic elements, including personally scrawling “Beckham” on each table.  She actually had the basic concept nailed by the age of two – so she’s obviously inherited her Mum’s precocious talent’.