Posted by John Leaman in Birmingham
on Jul 12th, 2016 | Comments Off on Birmingham City Council in Talks with NASA Following Shock Poll Result (PART 1)
‘Shoot it into space’ the most popular option for disposal of city’s household waste (‘WEXIT’). ‘It’s not the result we were expecting’ said Council Leader John Clancy, ‘but we did make a commitment to honour our residents’ decision – and so we shall’. The survey had asked Birmingham people how the Council should best dispose of residents’ household waste – with options including recycling, incineration, landfill, Anaerobic Digestion (AD), Biomass and exporting it to Nuneaton. ‘There was one space left on the...
Posted by John Leaman in Birmingham
on Jul 6th, 2016 | Comments Off on Birmingham’s Latest Transport Upgrade: Ozzy Osbourne International Airport
Buoyed by revamped New Street railway station, and inspired by Liverpool’s John Lennon Airport, City Council is in talks with the CAA. ‘This is the latest in a long line of white elephant projects aiming to bring Birmingham into the big league, but which is doomed to failure from the outset’ – said a senior councillor, going slightly off message. ‘Our IATA code would change from ‘BHX’ to ‘OZI’ – and the Australians are already saying this may cause confusion with Sydney, Melbourne, Canberra etc’. ‘Still, never mind all that. Ozzy...