Omega Announces ‘First Crap on the Moon’ Commemorative Watch

Swiss company launches the latest in an endless line of limited edition ‘Moon Watch’ Models.

The new model is expected to go like something off a shovel

We’ve had ‘The First Omega in Space’ Special Edition – plus Apollo XI 20th, 25th, 30th, 35th, 40th and 45th Anniversary models.

Enough already?   Not a bit.

Omega’s marketeers have now unveiled their masterpiece: a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to celebrate the first ‘Motion Moment’ on the lunar surface.

At precisely 9.07 pm GMT on 20th July 1969, Neil Armstrong took his first Giant Leak for Mankind – and more besides.

Using the Lunar Module’s rudimentary Waste Management System, he declared ‘all systems go’ and collected the proceeds in a special self-sealing bag filled with germicide.

Omega’s press release reads:

‘The iconic Speedmaster has been reimagined, with distinctive but tasteful design touches: a unique ‘Poopy Award’ logo for the dial, plus matching brown leather strap.  This extraordinary watch recognises the unsung heroes of the Apollo program: men and women who pushed the boundaries of toiletry, in pursuit of our greatest ever scientific achievement.  Only 25 will be produced: the total number of times that somebody curled one out while on the lunar surface’.

‘Twelve men: twenty-five historic movements’.