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The Proclaimers To Represent Scotland in 2017 Eurovision Song Contest | Egg Shells

The Proclaimers To Represent Scotland in 2017 Eurovision Song Contest

Posted by in Showbiz on Jun 27th, 2016 | Comments Off on The Proclaimers To Represent Scotland in 2017 Eurovision Song Contest

Amid the fierce campaigning over Brexit, one crucial issue has so far been missed by the mainstream media.

The Scottish song-writing duo will be the first ever act to represent Scotland in Eurovision

The Scottish song-writing duo will be the first ever act to represent Scotland in Eurovision

‘They are the obvious choice’ said First Minister Nicola Sturgeon ‘ and I think I speak for everyone in Scotland in saying ‘enough already’ with votes and referenda for the next few days: let’s just nominate Charlie and Craig now and have done with it’.

The duo have enthusiastically agreed, and are reported to be working on various songs.

‘The Eurovision is a great way for countries to kick back, forget their immediate problems, and have a good old sing-song’ said Sturgeon.  ‘I’m not at all musical, so I’ll leave it to the boys to come up with a catchy tune.  But hopefully it will have a rousing title that reflects our proud nation’s rich culture’.

‘In fact, I’ve just jotted down a few ideas here’:

  • I’m gonna be (500 miles) from Westminster
  • I’m (not) on my way (out)
  • Vendetta from America
  • Moonshine on Leith

 

 

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