Trump in Secret Talks with Kent County Council Over Boundary Wall

US Property Tycoon may have the answer to ‘The Garden of England’s immigration woes.

You wanna wall? I can build you a wall.

Through history, many famous walls have been built to keep people in or out:  The Great Wall of China, the Berlin Wall, Hadrian’s Wall among them.

That tradition may be about to return – to Kent.  One of England’s most-visited counties, it relies on a thriving tourist industry – but prefers its guests go home afterwards.

With local residents growing increasingly restless at the numbers of immigrants arriving from overseas, local politicians are having to face some tough decisions.

‘We have relatively little power through conventional means to influence the numbers of people beating at our door’ said a local councillor, ‘so we have to be more radical in protecting the people of Kent’s interests’.

‘I’m not going to comment on rumours that we have been in discussion with Mr Trump – or any other negotiations that may or may not be on-going’.

But unofficial sources close to the Council were more forthcoming:

‘When Trump came to the UK in June to open Turnberry, he put in a conference call to the so-called ‘War Cabinet’ at KCC – and there was only one item on the agenda’.

‘The US/Mexico border is almost 2,000 miles long.  The boundary of Kent is more like 200 miles.  For Trump, building a wall around this county is a relatively small project.  The Council also likes Donald’s ‘under-budget-ahead-of-schedule’ mantra, and I hear that he has promised to have the French pay for the project’.